How To Attract Pretty Lady Using Dork Slang Routines
Now that I'm 29 and have slept with about 22 girls. Here's one of my lay reports. It was just after I had finished The Masterclass. I spending a lot of time in work and have been using my evenings practicing pick up. I decided to wear my new suit with gold embroidery. I went to the bar and stood next to an 8 drinking alone. There was a 5 girls sets across the room. And then I saw this HB in three steps from me! Short stature, 5'1/5'2. Rectangular glasses (i like that), small waist and big tits.
She's got a pretty cute face, but her body is killer. I thought 'WOW she's hot!'. I playfully open her - 'Hi, I wanted to marry you and live in a house with a white picket fence and 2.5 kids'. She giggled and agreed.. I had finished playing and and moved very close to her, felt her breath. I've used dork slang routines - and she got hooked. After 5 minutes she was obviously looking for my approval. Fishing for compliments. I still used this to my advantage by looking at her sideways with a cheeky grin, and every time she looked back I'd look away. She was smiling. I blew my load in short powerful bursts, on her hair, neck, chest, jacket, my pants, and a huge pool in my hand too.
I told her she could sit on my lap. We kept talking, and every now and then I would run my hand up her leg. To gain some more investment I have her buy me a few drinks at the bar bouncing her around. She said 'No! Not here!'. I think this actually took a bit of pressure off the sex that would follow and made her a lot more relaxed. We get to her house, and drop off her groceries and clothers. Rest of the night was perfect. I close her many times.
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